Aries: You are beyond the pale, transparent really.
Taurus: life comes in cycles, begin as you end.
Gemini: You are tasked with someones protection. The struggle is worth it.
Cancer: The wandering you seek will drive you towards a thirst for lime juice.
Leo: The wolves watch you, thank them with peanut butter.
Virgo: Save the lance for when you need it. Train.
Libra: Yes your shoes are silly, but don’t let that stop you.
Scorpio: Keep something living with you at all times.
Sagittarius: A ghostly amalgam of birds sits on a wire outside your home.
Capricorn: Run backwards, it might fix your mistakes.
Aquarius: Cleave the evil from your lips.
Pisces: The fall will be soft and full of more snacks than you think.
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