rubyredboots:

someone come talk urban fantasy to me

• street illusionists making beautiful forests in the middle of the city
• ethically questionable luck and love charms (there’s some argument as to whether all of them should be banned or just the ones that fake full love rather than the ones that bring about consideration)
• dwarves running the metro and the underground tunnels better than any human
• elves living right on top of skyscrapers and planting trees everywhere and just glaring down human officials who tell them it’s a safety hazard like it is a safety hazard to point that chainsaw at my trees don’t u dare
• teenage mages being sick of accidentally frying the circuits in their phones when they get mood swings
• earth elementals being horrified at cut flower arrangements and growing the flowers into patterns that encourage particular types of sprites
• cupids who don’t understand modern love as well as they think they do and getting shouted at by human friends when they hit one-night-stands or platonic friends with arrows
• cupids then working rlly rlly hard to make platonic affection arrows and proudly showing them off
• faries living in alleyways making careful safe spaces with farie magic for homeless or anyone in crappy situations,

URBAN FANTASY