Coworker: “You realize it’s only Wednesday right?”
Me:
I have been reminded that Wednesday is half price wine slushie day at a vineyard nearby so….
I have arrived…this is not a drill
Peach Mango Wine Slushie… My lawd
Fun fact… my fiancee and I were there too and she and I both had a moment of “is that.. irresponsible-black-unicorn?” And we just had a laugh because we were right.
WHAT REALLY? ……so when are we going next? …. tomorrow is also a wine slushie night
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