“were you born a boy or a girl”
bold of you to assume I was born at all
I personally was created in a lab
Just straight up spawned
the notes….the notes…..majestic abomination…you people, your merry destructive mayhem…this unholy mattress fire…….for fucks sake read the notes
I was retconned into existence to fix a plot hole four years ago.
My alien dad threw up an egg and now I’m here
pretty sure my mom caught me in a rat trap
Jim Henson personally created me in the Creature Shop
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