istezada:

Friend:
ok but which person in your otp orders the venti soy  gluten free mocha
latte with extra foam from starbucks and which one makes a pot of black
coffee and just puts a straw in it?

Me: Hardison buys the… thing… to piss off Eliot, but Parker is the one who actually drinks it. Well. I say “drink”. She pours it over her cold cereal.

Eliot, obviously, drinks the black coffee, because the best sweetened coffee he ever had was in a tiny town near the Turkish/Iranian border and he’s never been able to recreate the very distinctive flavor.

Hardison is under strict orders to never, ever touch Eliot’s coffee and lives on orange soda.