gffa:

BECAUSE STAR WARS KNOWS WE’RE NOT SUCKERS ENOUGH TO COME BACK TO THIS PAIN WITHOUT A WHOLE LOT OF HOT PEOPLE.

I’M NOT WADING THROUGH ALL OF *waves hands* THAT UNLESS I GET THE FOLLOWING:

STAR WARS IS FULL OF HOT PEOPLE BECAUSE IT’S FULL OF PAIN

AND IT NEEDS THE FORMER TO SUCK US IN TO THE LATTER