love2hulksmash:

patrickat:

ussmckirk:

Steve Rogers is my fitness role model.

In other words, I too want to be injected with a magical serum that’ll give me the perfect body in mere seconds without my having to do any exercise whatsoever.

And then, after punching all the Nazis, I want to sleep for 70 years.

🤔 I see no downside to any of this.