harry potter / brooklyn nine nine crossover

filigranka:

shes-a-voodoo-child:

mihrsuri:

jumpingjacktrash:

atswim-twocows:

jumpingjacktrash:

jumpingjacktrash:

the-rain-monster:

jumpingjacktrash:

roachpatrol:

jumpingjacktrash:

roachpatrol:

jumpingjacktrash:

everyone’s aurors and they’re terrible at everything but police work

it’s canon tho

what’s jake’s patronus

i wanted to say ‘a corgi’ but you know what i bet it’s an enormous lion wearing shutter shades. just like. this really objectively cool lion. gina’s is a timberwolf. rosa’s is the corgi. 

yes good i fully accept this

holt’s patronus is a smaller holt

If patronuses can be people, then Terry’s is a dancing little girl.

no rain it’s TWO little girls

amy’s is just a glow blob because she’s too anxious, and after two seconds she doubts herself and it goes splut – unless she’s had five drinks, in which case it’s probably a majestic stallion

hitchcock and scully pretend they can’t summon one because they don’t want to be asked to do it, but in a pinch they can summon a quite passable bulldog and pig

charles has the most powerful patronus of anyone: a fully corporeal gordon ramsay that can swear out loud. you’ve never really defended against the dark arts until you’ve made a dementor sheepishly mutter, “an idiot sandwich.”

YES TO ALL
does Amy have a different patronus for number of drinks? cause six drinks Amy’s patronus is like a blob fish or something.

six drink amy’s patronus is gina with a cup of tea

@bibliothekara

I don’t even go here but I just laughed like a hyena for ten minutes at the idea of Gordon Ramsay patronus.

I don’t care about B99 or even HP, but – Gordon. Ramsay. patronus. Brilliant.