takeafuckingsipgabe:

sadisticsunshine:

takeafuckingsipgabe:

I used to love the idea of being a mermaid but now I realize the ocean is terrifying and the only way I’d be a mermaid is if I have a private lake with gentle fish friends

Become the scary and mysterious thing in the ocean

I’m already the scary and mysterious thing in my family I can’t handle the responsibility of also being the scary and mysterious thing in the ocean