$50,000 would go towards making it look like this:
The rest of the millions would go towards making the legs robotic so I can walk my horrifying new house everywhere while also evading property tax.
I’d like to point out that Russian witches have already done that. A few centuries back.
Whoooo did you think I was inspired by?? Those witches knew what the fuck was up. Accursed chicken house aesthetic will never go out of style.
