Russel: Hey Wade, can I get some dating advice?
Wade: Just because I’m married to Vanessa and dating Colossus doesn’t mean I know how I did it. Oh, and fucking Cable. Or is he fucking me? Technically they’re all fucking me. Anyway there’s a lot of sex happening and it’s fuckin spectacular. Also talking. SO MUCH talking, which is super important for healthy relationships so write that down. Also lube. You can never too much lube…*Wade keeps talking*
Russel: *regrets everything*