the-last-hair-bender:

postmodernmulticoloredcloak:

awed-frog:

A sinkhole opening under the White House might be the greatest thing that’s happened so far this year. I hope it keeps fucking growing and whatever eldritch dragon is at the bottom of it swallows the entire thing and everyone inside it.

🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼

It’s the Canadians. They’re back to finish the job.