antifasteve:

antifasteve:

sam: im telling you this guys funny youll like him

steve: thats what you said about the last stand up comic and i did not like him and

sam: [already started john mulaneys special]

steve: hey i know that guy

sam: wow look at you mr pop culture. keepin up with the latest

steve: no i mean- thats john. we went to high school together. that john my mom knew his mom and-

sam: ‘scuse me?

steve: im telling you its john

sam: and im telling you thats impossible

bucky: just let me see

john: [blah blah blah anxiety and parties]

bucky: oh i remember that party

steve: SEE

bucky: yeah it was wild the cops came and someone yelled fuck the police and i think someone shit on the teachers typewriter and-

steve: I TOLD YOU

sam: oh my god

bucky: jesus he still owes me a dollar for lunch the piece of shit

sam: should we do something about this or

bucky and steve: nahhhhh