Things Judaism values, in order

janothar:

animatedamerican:

captainlordauditor:

thenerdyjew:

captainlordauditor:

1. remaining alive
2. learning
3. being a fighty bitch
4. spite
5. being kind, when you can
6. being nice to ghosts

7. Food

8. Music (Jewish/Israeli)

9. Holidays

holidays is just food

if I may:

1. remaining alive
1. subset:

   (ง’̀-‘́)ง , as needed

2. making sure others remain alive
1. subset:

   (ง’̀-‘́)ง , as needed

3. learning
1. subset:

   (ง’̀-‘́)ง  in an academic context, as needed

4. being kind
1. subset: you guessed it
5. food

1. (ง’̀-‘́)ง  over whose family recipe is better

6. music
1. we will find SOME WAY 

spite is not listed here because it’s really just flavor text for all of the above

For the fighting with music: best melodies for prayers, Streisand vs. Ofra Haza…we’ve got PLENTY of music fights, they’re just diverse, like a diaspora of battle…