xenasmanyskills:

decalexas:

modern xena and gabby would be such an annoying couple like you’d be like hey xena what have you been up to lately and she’d just be like ‘oh not much, gabrielle and I had some free time this weekend so we backpacked across three states, climbed a mountain and jumped off a waterfall, and stopped an armed robbery in a small town on the way back.“

meanwhile gabby is standing behind her in a crop top, her abs are staring at you & you’re just left standing there like “sometimes i walk up and down the stairs to the basement to do my laundry and I went to the gym once two weeks ago.”

Xena volunteers for the local fire department when she isnt running a the local gym. Gabby does yoga and writes books on spirituality and xena.

Gabby once invited you to do wheatgrass shots and go on a juice cleanse with her. Xena snuck you a steak on the third day when your vision got spotty.

They dont have a car. They have a horse. Somehow, you know the horse doesn’t like you and thinks your fashion sense is awful.

Theoretically they’re the best people you’ve ever known, but gabby kind of talks like a cult leader and xena keep smirking at you like she’s just had better sex than you ever will. So they make you a little uncomfortable.