Aries: Keep still, it sees you.
Taurus: Trace the coils in the air, they will lead you to what you seek.
Gemini: The moon is right, give it the old college try but wear protective gear.
Cancer: The stars say to eat. You need it.
Leo: Move to the river. Drink deep. It will all be over soon.
Virgo: The answer brandishes a pool cue. The answer has had too much to drink.
Libra: Suit up. You are needed. Bring the rain.
Scorpio: The lights are hotter than they look. Dress lightly. Wear antiperspirant.
Ophiuchus: Ignore the rocking chair.
Sagittarius: Leave for now. Recompense is coming. Know that they understand.
Capricorn: Lingerie does wonders.
Aquarius: Play close to the chest. You are watched.
Pisces: The answer lies within the ground beef. Wash your hands.
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