wittyusernamed:

bramblepatch:

ceescedasticity:

anotherscreamingfangirl:

roadhonk:

this is what a hobbit would mug you with

not idly do the leaves of lorien cut a bitch

Yeah, this is what an elf would mug you with – a Noldor would have made it themselves, probably, but it’d suit Sindar Aesthetic all right, too.

A hobbit would mug you with a brick in a sock, probably.

Please, a hobbit would mug you with a brick in a potato sack, no self-respecting hobbit owns socks.

reblogging for the insightful and VERY TRUE statement there