the-last-hair-bender:

wow-very-emo-such-bands:

the-black-melody:

stupidfangirl121:

teaboot:

madlori:

next-venoms:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

rainbow-hotline:

marzipanandminutiae:

magicmumu:

queerlandais:

brittanaheyaaa:

rocksfelleveryonedied:

thebitca:

enjolrasthesocialjusticeblogger:

nobodytoldthehorse:

le-docteur-qui:

OMG YOURE STRAIGHT WE HAVE TO PLAY FOOTBALL AND GO HUNTING SOMETIME

OH I HAVE A COUSIN WHO’S STRAIGHT I SHOULD INTRODUCE YOU

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT IM NOT A HETEROPHOBE ONE OF MY FRIENDS IS STRAIGHT

OMG I’VE ALWAYS WANTED A STRAIGHT BEST FRIEND!

HOW DO STRAIGHT PEOPLE HAVE SEX

HOW DID YOU KNOW YOU WERE STRAIGHT? 

YOU DON’T LOOK STRAIGHT THOUGH?

I’M OKAY WITH STRAIGHT PEOPLE AS LONG AS THEY DON’T HIT ON ME LOL

ARE YOU SURE YOU AREN’T EVEN A LITTLE BIT GAY?

DID YOU HAVE A BAD RELATIONSHIP WHEN YOU WERE GAY?

HOW DO YOU KNOW YOUR STRAIGHT IF YOU’VE NEVER TRIED BEING WITH SOMEONE OF THE SAME GENDER

ITS OK THAT YOU ARE STRAIGHT BUT YOU SHOULDNT TALK ABOUT THESE THINGS AROUND CHILDREN

BUT HAVE YOU TRIED NOT BEING STRAIGHT?

PLEASE NO TOUCHING, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EXPLAIN THE STRAIGHT LIFESTYLE TO MY KIDS?

IS BEING STRAIGHT CONTAGIOUS?!

ARE YOU SURE YOUR NOT JUST CONFUSED 

THEY REALLY SHOULDN‘T SHOW STRAIGHT COUPLES ON TV! I DON‘T WANT MY KIDS TO BECOME STRAIGHT!

LISTEN I DONT MIND STRAIGHT PEOPLE BEING STRAIGHT IN THEIR OWN HOMES BUT WHY DO THEY HAVE TO BE STRAIGHT OUT IN THE OPEN WHERE EVERYONE CAN SEE?

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