enjolrasthesocialjusticeblogger:
OMG YOURE STRAIGHT WE HAVE TO PLAY FOOTBALL AND GO HUNTING SOMETIME
OH I HAVE A COUSIN WHO’S STRAIGHT I SHOULD INTRODUCE YOU
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT IM NOT A HETEROPHOBE ONE OF MY FRIENDS IS STRAIGHT
OMG I’VE ALWAYS WANTED A STRAIGHT BEST FRIEND!
HOW DO STRAIGHT PEOPLE HAVE SEX
HOW DID YOU KNOW YOU WERE STRAIGHT?
YOU DON’T LOOK STRAIGHT THOUGH?
I’M OKAY WITH STRAIGHT PEOPLE AS LONG AS THEY DON’T HIT ON ME LOL
ARE YOU SURE YOU AREN’T EVEN A LITTLE BIT GAY?
DID YOU HAVE A BAD RELATIONSHIP WHEN YOU WERE GAY?
HOW DO YOU KNOW YOUR STRAIGHT IF YOU’VE NEVER TRIED BEING WITH SOMEONE OF THE SAME GENDER
ITS OK THAT YOU ARE STRAIGHT BUT YOU SHOULDNT TALK ABOUT THESE THINGS AROUND CHILDREN
BUT HAVE YOU TRIED NOT BEING STRAIGHT?
PLEASE NO TOUCHING, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EXPLAIN THE STRAIGHT LIFESTYLE TO MY KIDS?
IS BEING STRAIGHT CONTAGIOUS?!
ARE YOU SURE YOUR NOT JUST CONFUSED
THEY REALLY SHOULDN‘T SHOW STRAIGHT COUPLES ON TV! I DON‘T WANT MY KIDS TO BECOME STRAIGHT!
LISTEN I DONT MIND STRAIGHT PEOPLE BEING STRAIGHT IN THEIR OWN HOMES BUT WHY DO THEY HAVE TO BE STRAIGHT OUT IN THE OPEN WHERE EVERYONE CAN SEE?