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Please tell me Magneto would be proud of me for having my Bat Mitzvah on Friday.

❤ ❤ ❤ I’m dying

As tumblr’s foremost Magneto scholar, I must say that not only would he be proud of you, but Magneto visits every bar and bat mitzvah to be present at the continuation of the Jewish people. He hangs out in the back with Elijah.

“He hangs out in the back with Elijah.”

well goddamn, give me some fuckin feels in the morning. i don’t even go here but the idea of magneto hanging with elijah at every bar/bat/b’nai mitzvah is feels.

Also – they definitely get drunk and argue about which one of them is cuter.

Hey, I’m going to a bat mitzvah tonight! Also, @rubecso, I love the meme you made. It’s so perfect.

Make sure to leave out a box of something made out of iron at the door! That will make sure Magneto protects the Bat Mitzvah from goyish trouble.

So at the next seder, do we have Magneto’s cup too, or does Magneto share Elijah’s cup with him?

I suppose that would be a minhag question (let’s make up new minhagim!) but the important part is, like, a box of screws for Magneto to use to stop goyim from causing trouble at the seder. If, someday, all Jewish seders are safe, he’ll start stopping Christian seders.