To be totally fair to Willy Wonka, at least a couple of those candy factory casualties involved kids deliberately circumventing reasonable safeguards, sometimes aided and abetted by the parents who were supposed to be supervising them. What happened is at most 60% his fault.
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the court finds you breached your duty of care
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that’s what the courts call assumption of risk
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only a partial judgment for you
Are we all just going to forget he had then sign a huge waiver before going in? One probably had something like ‘I know the risks going in and agree if anything happens it’s on me and I won’t sue’ sort of thing?
It’s not HIS fault they couldn’t be bothered to fully read the fine print.oompa loompa doopity dry
you waived your rights even if you should die
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you broke the terms of the E. U. L. A.
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