marvel’s tv shows would be a lot better if they would stop trying to make them super dramatic and instead made them comedies that happen to be about superheroes. like @ marvel, recast clint barton and give him superhero show with a setup similar to parks and rec or the office and i guarantee you’ll get better tv ratings.
kate: dude you’re shaking, how much coffee did you drink today
clint: i haven’t had any coffee today
[immediately cuts to clint sitting in front of the camera, drinking some coffee]
clint: this is my 27th cup
literally anyone: [talks about how clint should drink more water and take more vitamins and generally try to take better care of himself]
clint: [looks into the camera and then turns off his hearing aid]
One of Clint’s exes: You fell off a building again, didn’t you.
Clint, in traction: …No.
[Flashback: Clint making an amazing shot, tripping over brickwork, and falling off a building.]
Reblogging with @zephrbabe‘s tags because they are GOLD
#throw in the occasional serious plotline#also throw in Clint getting out of trouble because ‘I’m an avenger’#honestly it should be like Brooklyn 99 and Arrow had a clumsy baby#Clint Barton #he could tie in to the defenders except less depressing#there would be the obligatory circus episode#guest appearances by Barney Barton#and occasionally he pops into SHIELD offices and is like#I’m alive! But don’t quote me on that
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