a basic understanding of the signs

naomiscottrawme:

aries: angry gay

taurus: good stubborn friend

gemini: two-faced but at least one of the faces is nice

cancer: sweet crybaby

leo: self-loathing narcissist

virgo: [sex joke]

libra: “this is fine” dog

scorpio: acts like an asshole, is crying on the inside

sagittarius: acts like an asshole, is crying on the outside

capricorn: e x i s t e n t i a l c r i s i s

aquarius: do they ever talk??

pisces: bubbly mom friend™ who can kill a bitch