vampirerevenant:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

theimancameron:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

samdirector24:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

someth1ngpersonal:

morgueresident:

liftedandgiftedd:

that “you’re always invited” stuff doesn’t work for me you have to personally invite me or else I’ll feel like I’m showing up uninvited

Sounds like something a vampire would say

Little known fact that vampires have near crippling social anxiety.

The REAL reason that we they need to be invited in

I can confirm that I am a Human with social anxiety and not a Vampire at all >_>

JUST TWO ANXIOUS HUMANS NOT DRINKING BLOOD >.>

Pay no attention to the lack of reflections.

THE MIRROR IS JUST BROKEN

NO WONDER PEOPLE KEEP SAYING I’M A VAMPIRE.